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| Monkey babysitter |
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A monkey in Dhenkanal protects and takes care of a
twenty-four day old human baby when his mother is
engaged in household chores. The monkey comes to
the house in the morning and spends the whole day
taking care of the baby and at times even sleeps
in the house with the little one. This incidence
has become the talk of the town and the locals are
also surprised, though pleasantly protects and
takes care of a twenty-four day old human baby
when his mother is engaged in household chores.
The monkey comes to the house in the morning and
spends the whole day taking care of the baby and
at times even sleeps in the house with the little
one. This incidence has become the talk of the
town and the locals are also surprised, though
pleasantly
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Durée : 85 s |
| The Babysitter |
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Psssht! Thanks to all the great people who helped
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Affichage : 27454
Durée : 161 s |
| Princess Superstar - Bad Babysitter (Live) |
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Princess Superstar performing her hit Bad
Babysitter with a live band.
Bad Babysitter is the first single by Princess
Superstar to enter the UK Singles Chart. It
entered the chart at #11 in late February 2002 and
spent 7 weeks inside the Top 75.
Princess Superstar has collaborated with Kool
Keith, Jon Spencer, Bahamadia, MC Paul Barman, the
High and Mighty, The Prodigy, Moby, DJ Yoda, Disco
D, Mason, and others. Some of the producers that
worked with her include Prince Paul, Curtis
Curtis, Beth Orton, Arthur Baker, Junior Sanchez,
Todd Terry, and DJ Mighty Mi from the High and
Mighty.
LYRICS
Babysitting sucks but whatever they got junk food,
kung fu, egg fu, Dig Dug, a dog
too
And a hot Jew, Mr. Weintraub, I mean he's old but
not dimed out
If I'm bad I'll turn around in the corner for Time
Out
Aight Josh what you wanna do? You wanna watch
cartoons?
HBO got Platoon, hey get back in the room!
I assume your folks are gonna be out late, go make
me Kool Aid
I'm a sit on the couch and masturbate then call my
boyfriend Gabe and see if he ate
Spit out my Bubbalicious and get to one of them
big fridges that could fit 10 midgets
Damn they're rich, hey she left me fifty
dishes-bitch!
Let's try on ya mom's minks think she'll miss
these Chanel links?
In high heels you look like Jar Jar Binks- go play
under the sink
(I want my mommy and daddy!) I want your daddy as
well
But if you tell, you'll die of sickle cell and God
told me you're goin straight to hell
Well if you don't like it I can leave and then
you'll be alone believe me that's what the
creepy monsters want
Plus I'll be taking your TV
Put on your jammers and don't wet the bed I got a
camera
I'll take a picture and show that little girl you
like Sarah
Oh and one more thing- there's been several mass
murderers spotted in the area
I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in your
shower, Woo! I'm makin 6 bucks an hour
Let's make Fluffernutters don't fuckin utter
another peep
I'll take the cookie cutter make star cookies
outta ya skin while you sleep
Keep still, I gotta check the bathroom cabinet hey
what are these pills?
I'll take the Valium Josh you take a bag and the
Tagament
Stop throwin up I'm not paid enough you clean up
the rug
Is that Fluff? I told you 6 boxes of unmade Jell-O
was too much All right kid you gotta go to
bed, I know its only 6 but my boy just came over
and he wants me to give him head
Sit his bare ass on the couch where you watch
Small Wonder
Next time you see Vicky the spot'll be sticky cuz
I sucked his dicky and used your mom's
cucumber
Don't worry I'll put it back in the Frigidaire
Scared? You can have it for supper nice and crisp
in the Tupperware
No bedtime story, Gabe get off you're so horny!
Josh get in bed and Freddie Krueger might let you
see your mom in the mornin
No porn and shut the shade Gabe-
One day you'll know how nice it is to get laid
while you gettin paid
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Affichage : 10841
Durée : 267 s |
| "PALIN: NEEDS A BABYSITTER NOW !!! " |
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Ben Stein - A Republican knows the truth and more
and more of the REAL Republican Party folks are
coming forward to assess the choice of Sarah Palin
by John McCain as his Vice Presidential Pick.
Sounds like in one fell swoop, McCain proves he
doesn't have the judgement to be President and now
can't even claim his ticket has the experience.
Two strikes. You're out.
If you want to have some real fun, watch the
Religious Right Operatives in the background on
the right, straight out of Stepford, looking
freaked out that Stein is telling the truth. They
look like they're about to Sh*T LOL - Truth wins.
The Republicans are coming out all over the
country to reject this Far Right Wing choice that
John McCain was literally FORCED to make or risk a
floor fight on the Republican Convention floor.
Careful what you wish for, eh?
From day of Palin speech - Sept 3
Tags : Sarah Palin John McCain Barack Obama Vice President Speech Republican Convention attack scandal sex photos child baby |
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