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| Fantasy Journal I: Episode 2 |
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Final Fantasy I: Episode 2
---Super Special Awesome Rescue!
Hello Journal,
If you haven't guessed, this is Kaito here. You
may be wondering why I'm writing in Jenkin's
journal. Well, ever since those idiots on that
charter cruise I bought lost our luggage - and by
extension our own journals - we've been forced to
share with Mr. Swordy-pants here, who predictably
isn't too happy with that arrangement. Hell, even
Denbo complained, which was saying something since
she's usually so timid about these sort of things.
It's a good thing thing I keep Hibel around to
whack those two, or we would never have anything
done. Anyways, we've come to Cornelia. Like Jenkin
already said, I'm looking for some bling to steal.
The problem is that those bling are behind locked
doors! Can you imagine that? Locked doors! What's
next? Keys unique to a specific lock? Oh please.
Moving on. I was about to suggest sneaking around
the grounds, but then that moron Jenkin has to
ruin it all by charging right into the castle
straight to the throne room. Then that King had to
go give us a quest, which Denbo was all too
willing to accept. I swear, you can't stop that
goody-two-shoes from anything heroic. I even asked
Hibel for help, but he just told me I'm on my own.
Nice assist. So then we buy some stuff to replace
our gear. All the while the guys were glaring at
me. Come on, it's not my fault I lost our luggage,
even though I'm the one that rented that small
shabby, rickety thing they dared called a ship to
ferry us across the sea. Alright maybe I hold part
of the blame, but come on!
A few ass-kickings later, and we find ourselves in
front of a creepy castle thing. We've been here
before, of course, looting all the rooms, but
Denbo got too freaked out by the zombies and
fainted, and we had to go back to town. But here
we are now, ready to wipe the floor with that
asshole Garland. We entered the room and TRIED to
sneak up on him. I said 'tried' of course because
you can't really say that Jenking was really
sneaking. Even with all those creaking and
clancking from Jenkin's armor, we still managed to
surprise Garland. Either he was very deaf, or very
busy, though we're leaning on the latter cause his
face was a bit red from what we can see of it. The
princess was laying unconscious behind Garland.
The whole thing stinks of something I'd rather not
ask about...
And then we fought. And Garland died.
THIS is Cornelia's best?! The only one wounded was
Jenkin and that was a friggin little cut on his
pinky finger! Wow, the Cornelian military must be
a bunch of pansies then. A squad of babies would
be enough to conquer the kingdom. Anyways, now
that Garland is dead, the princess conveniently
decided to wake up and thank us. Then she
teleported us right into the throne room. There
was much jubilation, while we were off to the side
wondering why she hadn't used that ability to
escape her captor. The King was grateful for the
rescue, but he still wouldn't give us even a coin
of gil. Instead, he gave us a prophesy by a loon
called Lukan or something. Oh and that bridge he'd
promised us. I tried asking the princess if she
wanted to give us a reward of her own, but all she
gave us was a lute and a sultry look at Denbo. As
you can imagine, that prudish girl pulled us all
the way outta there.
See ya.
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