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| Maxwell Dorian, Valedictorian |
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Think you got what it takes to be Valedictorian?
Maxwell Dorian takes us through a day in his life.
Here are the lyrics (in case you feel like geeking
out):
MAXWELL DORIAN, VALEDICTORIAN
I SPEAK IN THREE WEEKS TO THE ENTIRE AUDITORIUM
HEAVY CORDS BUT I BEAR 'EM, MEDALS CHAFE BUT I
WEAR 'EM
SIX STEPS TO ACADEMIC SUCCESS, NOW LET ME SHARE
'EM:
FIRST PERIOD, CALCULUS, EASY AS PI
BUT SUCKAS REAL AS i, THEY TRY TO SPY MY
ASSIGNMENT
THEY'D LIKE TO DERIVE WHAT'S INSIDE OF MY HEAD
THAT'S WHERE I MAKE MATH MY MISTRESS, DENOMINATE
HER IN BED
KANT KEEP UP WITH ME ONCE PHILOSOPHY STARTS
SO SMART I PICK SARTRE APART, DISCREDIT DESCARTES
I THINK THEREFORE I AM AT THE TOP OF MY CLASS
WHY AM I HERE? LET ME THINK, TO KICK ASS
A THOROUGH UNDERSTANDING OF THOREAU, THIRD PERIOD
A MYRIAD OF WEARY EYES READ THE (IRA) ILIAD
BUT NOT ME I'M A.P. THAT TEXT IS TOO TAME
THEY'RE STRIKING OUT WITH HOMER, I'M RE-JOYCE-IN'
IN JAMES
P.E.'S NOT EXACTLY FOR ME, BUT I DON'T CARE
I'LL GET MY "A" ANYWAY-- IN BAND I'M FIRST CHAIR
PIANISSIMO, FORTISSIMO, I GOTTA BE HEARD
YEAH I NEVER MISS A CODA-- NEVER MISS A CODA--
WORD!
SIXTH PERIOD, HISTORY, TOP OF MY GAME
I'M LIKE NAPOLEON BUT TALL, WITHOUT A RUSSIAN
CAMPAIGN
I DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE FINAL I'M A DOWNRIGHT
HISTORIAN
....MAXWELL DORIAN, SALUTATORIAN
Special thanks to Tyler Jacobson for rocking out
the sweet graphics and to Andrew Weed for some
kick-A fx work.
www.baratsandbereta.com
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| Dorian Yates photo shoot1993 |
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Dorian yates 3 weeks before the 1993 Mr
Olympia,weighing 260 pounds.He must have a
complete physique because you dont know what to
look at first.I have met & photographed him
several times & he has allways been courteous.nice
bloke.I didnt take this video.
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Durée : 279 s |
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