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| Fur Elise (Funky) |
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I was 9 when I played this
"When I open my eyes I must sigh, for what I see
is contrary to my religion, and I must despise the
world which does not know that music is a higher
revelation than all wisdom and philosophy."
-- Ludwig van Beethoven, quoted by Bettina von
Arnin, letter to Goethe, 1810
"...And if we cannot end now our differences, at
least we can help make the world safe for
diversity. For, in the final analysis, our most
basic common link is that we all inhabit this
small planet. We all breathe the same air. We all
cherish our children's future. And we are all
mortal. —John F. Kennedy (eligarf)"
Tags : classical ben fur elise beethoven piano whisper yanni world music |
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Durée : 139 s |
| Bo Fo' Sho' |
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http://goto.thesyn.com/boburnham/
Mini ALBUM RELEASE on JUNE 17th on itunes!
six-songs, three of them never before seen on the
internet. the ep is called "Bo fo Sho"
beat and lyrics by bo burnham
walkin my poodles, man it never gets old
with my dogs on my leash i got bitches on the
hold,
a first aids kit? thats a rhesus monkey,
i bust more nuts than a pistachio junkie!
get more ass than a giant donkey stable,
got more lines than whitney houston's coffee
table,
i get more head than grammar school lice,
i'm like a walkin glacier i'm so decked out with
ice.
Did you poop a virgin? cause that shit is tight.
jack ain't black, barry ain't white.
i do drugs in the bedroom, lie on ur back
cause i got the pipe and you got the crack.
though i'm sexually straight, your bound to find,
i'm mentally gay, cause i'll blow your mind.
the parents be snickerin "he shouldnt have written
it"
but i'm constipated, couldnt give a shit.
chorus:
My name is bo fo sho,
a born bostonian,
aryan librarian at the WORDsmithsonian
the rap is scattered, it hides its ingenuity,
i gave it this little part to give it continuity.
the fellas say
hey moron pass the gin
cause i'm an OXYmoron breathing OXYgen
give me the bottle, i'll chug two thirds
cause you bitches know fractions speak louder than
words
and the ladies say
hey fellas i'm keepin it tight and if you play ur
cards right you can have me tonight
should i blow you or beat you, brass or
percussion?
oh stop, PERIOD end of discussion
chorus...
walking through the garden with food at my feet,
picked up the celery but dropped the beat (beet).
we're in the hood ill take what you give me
was einstein's theory good...relatively
a smart queen's kingdumb, it doesnt mix
a litter of literates, a bunch of moby dicks
"get thee to a punnery" o-just to-pheelia
take you with a condomn "stainless-steal" ya.
half a pound of turkey breast, half a pound of
chicken tits,
why are only crackers staying at the Ritz?
poverty, racism, isn't it strange,
that only the homeless are beggin for change?
i shocked Sherlock
What, son? (watson) (watt, son?)
Rosa Parks didnt call "shotgun"!
here's a bit of irony
a Ford Focus driver has ADD
How'd i come to master all these things?
like a tampon theif, i had to pull some strings.
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Durée : 193 s |
| Böhse Onkelz - Für Immer |
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Böhse Onkelz - [LaUltima] Live in Berlin - Für
Immer
Wegen den vielen Anfragen, ob ich das Video nicht
zuschicken könnte, hab ich es jetzt einfach mal
zum Download 'bereitgestellt' lol
http://rapidshare.com/files/4584028/Boehse_Onkelz_
-__LaUltima__Live_in_Berlin_-_Fuer_Immer.avi
Have fun^^
Tags : Böhse Onkelz LaUltima Für Immer |
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