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| My Better Half |
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http://goto.thesyn.com/boburnham/
Six Song ALBUM RELEASE on JUNE 17th on itunes!
three of them never before seen on the internet.
the ep is called "Bo fo Sho"
music and lyrics by bo burnham
you filled the hole that pierced my soul, i
promised that i'd find
someone willing to take a run, round pleasures of
my mind
am i perv? cause every nerv is cravin for your
touch
you make me laugh youre my better half, though you
weigh twice as much
350 pounds of love
you mustve fell from up above
and killed the townspeople below
you had a crush and you let it show
when i want to pleasure you i need an expedition
crew
with all those trips to KFC, you eat out more than
me.
we look just like the number 10
when you stand next to me
is it your stare that pulls me in?
or just gravity
you mix mayonnaise with your scotch
youre the perfect spouse
last week we went on a whale watch
The boat drove to your house.
350 pounds of pain
when you exhale al gore goes insane
whenever we make out
i taste jam and sauerkraut
we went on a sailing trip you fell and floated
beside the ship
then a boat docked on your pants
and said "i claim this island in the name of
france."
then you did what i feared you dissapeared
saying this was something new
lyposuction, breast reduction
and what came home wasnt you
no no no no it wasnt you it was
120 pounds of hate,
and you said, "i look great."
and when the nurse removed the fat, they found the
neighbors cat
i just paused and said to her
i loved you just the way you were
then she smiled and for my sake
said, "pass the cake!"
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| WiiMote playing Half-Life 2 on a computer |
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I'm playing Half-Life 2 on my computer using a Wii
controller thats connected via bluetooth and
GlovePie. Check www.wiili.org
(http://www.wiili.org/forum/download-windows-drive
r-here-t294.html)
and
http://carl.kenner.googlepages.com/glovepie_downlo
ad
Wiiiiiiiiii! Any info you want should be narrated
in the video, if not post a comment with a
question.
For those interested (and who can't understand me)
the music is by DJ SymBiotiX (DJ SBX) check out
his stuff at www.djsbx.com
Tags : nintendo wii wiimote half-life umh4x bluetooth wiili glovepie |
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Durée : 491 s |
| Half life: Full Life Consequences |
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Retarded Fan Fiction by: squirrelking
Narration by: blind51de
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2945837/1/Halflife_Ful
llife_Consequences
Remember to subscribe!
HAY DJY HOW DID I FOUND MUSICS:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HfpBzUERJOo
Look at that video, it shows you what music I put
into the video and plus a download link to the
entire soundtrack. Thank ophios for that :D
John Freeman who was Gordon Freemans brother was
one day in an office typing on a computer. He got
an email from his brother that said that aliens
and monsters were attacking his place and aksed
him for help so he went.
John Freeman got his computer shut down and wet on
the platform to go up to the roof of the building
where he left his motorcycle and normal people
close because he was in his office lab coat. John
Freeman got on his motorcycl and said "its time
for me to live up to my family name and face full
life consequences" so he had to go.
John Freeman ramped off the building and did a
backflip and landed. He kept driving down the road
and made sure there was no zombies around because
he ddint have weapon.
The contrysides were nice and the plants were
singing and the birds and the sun was almost down
from the top of the sky. the mood was set for John
Freemans quest to help his brother where he was.
John Freeman looked around the countrysides and
said "its a good day to do what has to be done by
me and help my brother to defeat the enemys".
John Freeman was late so he had to drive really
fast. A cop car was hiden near by so when John
Freeman went by the cops came and wanted to give
him a ticket. Here John Freeman saw the first
monster because the cop was posessed and had
headcrabs.
"I cant give you my lisense officer" John Freeman
said
"Why not?" said the headcrab oficer back to John
Freeman.
"Because you are headcrab zombie" so John Freeman
shot the oficer in the head and drove off thinking
"my brother is in trouble there" and went faster.
John Freeman had to go faster like the speed of
sound and got there fast because Gordon needed him
where he was. John Freeman looked at road signs
and saw "Ravenholm" with someons writing under it
saying "u shudnt come here" so John Freeman almost
turned around but heard screaming like Gordon so
he went faster again.
John Freeman drove in and did another flip n
jumped off his motorbike and the motor bike took
out some headcrab zombies infront of John Freeman.
John Freeman smiled and walked fast. John Freeman
then looked on the ground and found wepon so he
pickd it up and fired fast at zombie goasts in
front of a house.
John Freeman said "Zombie goasts leave this place"
and the zombie goasts said "but this is our house"
and John Freeman felt sorry for them becaus they
couldnt live there anymore because they were
zombie goasts so he blew up the house and killed
the zombie goasts so they were at piece.
Then John Freeman herd another scream from his
brother so he kept walking really faster to get
where he was. Ravenholdm was nothing like the
countrysides there was no birds singing and the
pants were dead and teh dirt was messy and bloody
from headcrabs.
When John Freeman got to where the screaming was
started from he found his brother Gorden Freeman
fightin the final bosss and Gordon said "John
Freeman! Over here!" so John Freeman went there to
where Gordon Freeman was fighting. John Freeman
fired his bullet from teh gun really fast and the
bullets went and shot the final boss in the eyes
and the final boss couldnt see.
Gordon Freeman said "its time to end this ones and
for all!" and punched the final boss in the face
and the final boss fell. John Freeman said "thanks
i could help, bro" and Gordon Freeman said "you
should come here earlier next time" and they
laughed.
The laughed overed quickly though because John
Freeman yelled "LOOK OUT BRO!" and pointed up to
the top of the sky. Gordon Freeman looked up and
said "NOO! John Freeman run out of here fast as
you can!" and John Freeman walked real fast out.
John Freeman loked back and saw Gordon get steppd
on by the next boss and he was mad and angry.
"I'll get you back evil boss!" John Freeman yelled
at the top of lungs.
to be continued..?
THANKS DESTRUCTOID FOR THE ARTICLE! :D
THANKS FARK FOR THE POST! :D
THANKS KOTAKU FOR THE ARTICLE! :D
THANKS BOING BOING TV FOR THE ARTICLE! :D
THANKS JOYSTIQ FOR THE ARTICLE! :D
THANKS GAME REVOLUTION FOR THE ARTICLE! :D
THANKS NEATORAMA FOR THE ARTICLE! :D
THANKS GAMEVIDEOS FOR THE ARTICLE! :D
THANKS FILEFRONT FOR THE ARTICLE! :D
THANKS VIDEO SHIFT FOR THE ARTICLE! :D
THANKS CANNED GEEK FOR THE ARTICLE! :D
THANKS AUSTRALIAN GAMER FOR THE ARTICLE! :D
THANKS HALOLZ FOR THE ARTICLE! :D
THANK YOU PC GAMER UK FOR THE MAGAZINE ARTICLE! :D
THANK YOU PSM3 UK FOR FEATURING ME IN YOUR DVD! :D
If anyone sees this video anywhere else on the
internet, please message me.
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Durée : 298 s |
| Half-Life in Half an Hour |
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This speed run wasn't done by me. I just uploaded
it for the person who did do it.
Author's comments:
"This is my segmented Half-Life speedrun, done by
me, Blake "Spider-Waffle" Piepho. I had the idea
for this in year 2000, started working on it in
2003, and completed it in October 2006.
This run was done through many small segments in
aim of achieving a high level of perfection. The
final time from start to the death blow on
Nihilanth is 29:41.
This run will be up on SpeedDemosArchive.com soon
were you can read more in depth comments and also
download other speedruns done by me.
I have to give a big thanks to people that made a
segmented Half-Life run before me, these people
are Radon (-think.circle-), Dopefish, and
RandomEngy. I'd also like to thank RandomEngy for
capturing the video and his video editing support.
I hope you enjoyed it. Feel free to link and
tell your friends about it."
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Durée : 2163 s |
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