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| Star Wars Gangsta Rap 2 |
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A music video featuring some of your favorite or
perhaps not so favorite Star Wars characters like
you've never seen them before.
IMPORTANT NOTE: This video is not mine, and I do
not take any credit for it.
Here are the lyrics (although please note that
they are not absolutely correct, as I do not have
confirmation from the artists). From now on, any
comments asking for the lyrics will simply be
removed. I will not insult you even if you are
stupid and ignorant enough to deserve it.
Admiral:
This is Admiral Biatch to base camp,
it seems the stormtroopers have gone on strike
and I have no experience with this type of shit.
Who should I call for help?
Vader:
It's the V to the A to the D-E-R (Vader!)
Reconstructin' the Death Star!
With my slick suede suit that's black like tar,
Fucking you up no matter who you are!
Palpatine:
Tell them motherfuckers 'bout this here Dark Side!
Pull up on your planet, Death Star drive-by!
And we'll beat the Rebels 'cause their skills
ain't shit!
Vader:
And in my TIE Fighter, Zig-zags stay lit!
Yoda:
Oh, shit! Yoda on the scene,
900 year fiend smoking Dagobah green!
Bitches on my tip, like Lando on liquor.
Lando:
Ah, you're just jealous 'cause my black dick's
thicker.
Chewbacca:
*Wookie yell*
Lando:
Yo! Tell 'em Chewie, last night
I had Leia all drunk wanting to do me.
Luke:
Shut the fuck up man! Leia's my sister!
The only thing you're getting is a beat-off
blister.
Ben Kenobi:
Luke! Use the force before
intercourse, but Luke!
Don't forget! Bitches ain't nothing but hos and
tricks!
(Ohh!)
Luke:
Obi-Wan, I'm the top gun! (top gun)
The chosen one, hotter than both suns!
Vader ain't shit, his head's cut up and split!
He's slower than the first Pentium chip!
(Dark Side!)
Vader:
No one brings it worse to this fuckin' universe!
(Rebels!)
Luke:
You know we'll fucking win, 'cause we'll fight to
the end!
(Dark Side!)
Palpatine:
I can feel the anger dwelling within you!
(Rebels!)
Yoda:
You also feel Vader's dick in you. BIATCH!
*Incomprehensible Huttese Jabba rap*
Han Solo:
Jabba, you ain't nothing but a fat-ass slug!
Fake gold chains? You sorry-ass thug!
Sittin' in your palace with your blue-headed
whore,
trap door to the Rancor. *sound of someone
falling*
C3PO:
Oh, my, goodness gracious me!
I'm a gay man's golden fantasy!
Programmed for homo-ecstasy,
ten million forms of gay positioning.
For my golden shower, you must pay a fee,
but R2-D2 gives it up for free. *R2-d2 squeaks*
R2-D2, watch your language!
Always having sex with robotic strangers!
Jar Jar Binks:
Meesa like to drink and smoke all night!
Meesa like to fight and fucka yo wife.
Meesa no care 'cause meesa so dumb.
Meesa will fuck you with me tongue.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Meesa wants some cause meesa wanna cum!
Tags : star wars gangsta rap gangster music video dark side luke skywalker darth vader ben kenobi obi-wan jar binks yoda lando |
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Affichage : 8182828
Durée : 149 s |
| New Math |
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http://goto.thesyn.com/boburnham/
three of them never before seen on the internet.
the ep is called "Bo fo Sho"
music and lyrics by bo burnham
whats a pirate minus the ship? just a creative
homeless guy,
and an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? an
ironic way to die
and whats domain, domain, range (xxy) a kid with
too much in his pants
and two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de
france.
split a decision with long division,
take the circumference of your circumcision
live like your data and when you're all "set"
put it all together and whatever you get.
is new math...
whats a bag of chips divided by five, thats a nike
worker's meal
and santa clause mutliplied by "i" well i guess
that makes him real,
and the square root of the NBA is Africa in a box,
how do u trace a scatter plot? give the pencil to
michael j fox.
take the approximate moral proportion of the
probable problem of a pro-life abortion
live like your data, and when youre all "set"
put it all together and whatever you get...
is new math.
and if you made a factor tree of the factors that
caused my girl to leave me youd have a tree...
full of asian porn.
C-A-L-C-U-LATOR (see you later) mathetmatical
minds make industrial smog.
and whats the opposite of lnx, duraflame the
unnatural log.
support the farmers with a pro-tractor,
link kennedy and lincoln with a common factor
(fact, or)
live like ur data...blah blah
word problems
if theres a fat guy in a pastry shop with a twenty
dollar bill and he's ready to buy,
in order to predict his volume change you need to
know the value of pi (pie)
and theres a metal train that a mile long and at
the very back end a lightning bolt struck her,
how long til it reaches adn kills the driver,
provided that he's a good conductor,
and if ten percent of men are gay and twenty
percent of men are chinese, what are the odds that
a men chosen at random spends his freetime and
mealtime while on his knees
and if kim is half as old as bobby who is two
years older then twelve year old tori,
for how many more 30 day months will their
threesomes be considered statutory rape
cause havin sex is like quadratic expansion if it
cant be split then its time to stop,
and havin sex is like doing fractions, its
improper for the larger one to be on top,
and havin sex is like math homework, i do it best
when i'm alone in my bed.
and squarin numbers are just like women, if theyre
under thirteen just do them in your head....
and new math
Tags : bo burnham boburnham new math song guitar funny offensive silly wordplay stand-up |
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Affichage : 1270771
Durée : 247 s |
| Frozen Grand Central |
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From http://www.ImprovEverywhere.com, over 200
people freeze in place on cue in Grand Central
Station in New York.
This is one of over 70 different missions Improv
Everywhere has executed over the past six years in
New York City. Others include the No Pants Subway
Ride, the Best Buy uniform prank, and the famous
U2 Rooftop Hoax, to name a few. Visit the website
to see tons of photos and video of all of our
work, including behind the scenes information on
how this video was made.
http://www.improveverywhere.com
If you are interested in getting involved in New
York you can sign the NY Agents List on the site.
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Tags : ImprovEverywhere Improv Everywhere Prank Funny NYC grand central freeze frozen in place |
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Affichage : 13234078
Durée : 135 s |
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