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| Harder Better Barack Obamer (Official Video With Lyrics) |
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Harder Better Barack Obamer
funny great video.
I do not own this video, and is for promotional
use only
credit really goes to college humor =)
and Joe Sabia for making it =)
LYRICS::::
Work it. Make it. Do it. Makes us hopeful, better,
faster, stronger.
Work it. Make it. Do it. Makes us hopeful, better,
faster, stronger.
That don't kill me,
can only make us stronger.
I need you to hope now.
America can't wait much longer.
I know where I got to be right now.
And although she can be much stronger. (Palin:
Bless you!)
Man, I've been waiting all night now.
(Biden: We need him right now!)
Let's get lost tonight.
You can be my black Joe Biden tonight.
Play secretary I'll be president tonight.
And I don't give a F*** what John McCain says,
right.
Awesome!
The christians, christians love George.
George W. Bush: Damn, they don't make them like
Obama anymore.
I've asked, cuz I''m not sure, do democrats give a
sh** anymore?
McCain: Please, worship my greatness.
Cuz right now McCain will forsake us
Giuliani: Al-Qaida!
Romney:Terrorists
McCain: Fear!
Palin: Just your average hockey mom-
Enough of this fake sh**!
So remember to vote so we can win this
so remember have HOPE and we can do this
Act like you can't tell who made Dr. King's
gospel-
MLK: Homey, take six!
And take this!
Haters.
Tags : rap hip-hop vote politcs college humor barack obama funny kanye stronger daft punk |
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Affichage : 5981
Durée : 82 s |
| Microsoft Surface Parody |
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SarcasticGamer.com presents a twisted take on one
of Microsoft's latest and greatest announcements.
Truth be told, We actually WANT a Surface
Computer, but since we can't afford one, we
thought it might be fun to make fun of it.
Tags : Microsoft surface sarcastic gamer parody |
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Affichage : 2464307
Durée : 108 s |
| Dude. (Bud Light Parody) |
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Dude, Politics. The Dude is played by Tom
McCaffrey. Google him and be the first to get a
copy of his debut Standup CD being released on
September 5th.
Tags : Dude Bud Light Ad sex politics |
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Affichage : 2381813
Durée : 80 s |
| Shakira Parody |
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RIGHT LETS GET THIS CLEAR I AM NOT THE ACTRESS IN
THIS VIDEO!
STOP SENDING ME NASTY MESSAGES AND DEATH THREATS
IT'S A FUNNY VID IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT THEN DON'T
WATCH! SIMPLE AS.
This is a parody of Shakira's great song Whenever
Wherever
Shakira - whenever dont matter
Done by Mo Collins from MadTv
Lyrics provided by N1GAGE
Baby I was born that far away so,
I speak English as a se-cond language,
I don't understand the words I say,
There's no word that rymes with language,
Lucky that I have a smoken' body,
Cause I only sing in jibberish,
Lucky that I am uh such a hottie,
Watch my hips go quiverish,
Good news for you, I'm double jointed, too
Whatever, Don't Matter,
I can sing about pancake batter,
I will shake my derier,
And you won't go nowhere,
Bend over, Come Under,
Come enjoy my thighs of thunder,
I'll just toss my hips and hair,
And you won't go nowhere,
Lucky, that my hips arn't only droopy,
When I shake them they move mountains,
Lucky that these breasts are proud and perky,
And my lips are full and poutin',
Bebabebabababa, Bebabebabababa,
Time to crawl into the mud,
Whatever, Don't Matter,
You wouldn't listen if I were fatter,
That I got a spicy rear,
So you won't go nowhere,
Peek under, turn over,
I make no sense if you are sober,
So I clash my hips and hair,
And you won't go nowhere.
Tags : shakira parody mad tv mo collins |
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Affichage : 17684872
Durée : 117 s |
| (James Blunt Parody) She Was Beautiful...I Swear |
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*******Lyrics here*******
This is freakin' brilliant—whoops! I started
way, way, way too early. What? No. Just keep
going? Yeah, it's fine. Cheers.
This is freakin' brilliant.
The embarrassment I endure
I thought I saw an angel
I was completely sure
She smiled at me on the subway
Turned out she was a man
I didn't know until I tried to sleep with her
After 8 black and tans
But she was beautiful, She was beautiful
She was beautiful, I swear
When I saw her face, it was in a crowded place
And I didn't see the bump right here
I shouldn't've drank so much beer.
Yeah, she had one lazy eye
But I couldn't tell in that light.
You should have seen the look on my face
When we got home that night.
And I said, "What the----oh my! Can we turn off
the lights?"
But she just took off her clothes and my lust
turned to fright.
But she was beautiful, She was beautiful
She was beautiful, I swear
When I saw her face, it was in a crowded place
And I didn't see the bulge right here.
Why did I drink so much beer?
No no no no no,
No no no no no no,
No no no no no no!
But she was beautiful, I promise she was beautiful
You gotta believe me she was beautiful, I swear.
I bet a flock of angels had smiles on their faces
As they watched me almost hook up with
her—him—her—him—oh, gosh.
But it's time to face the truth
I got drunk and made out with a dude.
Tags : james blunt beautiful comedy kevin sage project |
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Affichage : 4329585
Durée : 212 s |
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