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That, that's a long story.
[Newman enters]
Jerry: Hello Newman.
Margaret: Hello Jerry, I was wondering if you knew
where Kramer was.
Jerry: No, no I don't. Why?
Margaret: You know, Genderson. This is something
big.
Jerry: I suppose.
Margaret: What did Kramer say?
Jerry: I don't know. Nothing.?
Margaret: Come on Jerry. You know something TELL
ME! TELL ME!, Oh, chocolates . . . Margaret?
Margaret: Hello.
Jerry: You two know each other?
Newman: You might say that.
Margaret: We used to go out.
Newman: Well, tootle loo. And nice seeing you
again Margaret, goodbye Jerry. Have fun. Hehe
Jerry: . . . YOU went out with . . . Newman?
Margaret: Just a few times.
Jerry: Why?
Margaret: I liked him.
Jerry: You liked, Newman?
Margaret: Look I'm a little uncomfortable talking
about this okay?
Jerry: No, I'm sorry. I'm just a little curious. I
mean why did you stop seeing him.
Margaret: He ended it.
Jerry: . . . HE ended it?
Margaret: YES!! Yes! It was a couple of years ago.
Why does it matter?
Jerry: No, no of course not.
[Kramer enters]
Kramer: Jerry, Jerry they found a tee.
Jerry: What tee?
Kramer: A golf tee. In the dry cleaner.
[Monk's]
Jerry: Newman! She went out with Newman!
Elaine: It must be a mistake.
Jerry: No. It isn't and the most distressing part
of it is, not that she went out with him but that
HE stopped seeing her. Do you understand? He,
Newman; Newman stopped seeing her. Newman never
stopped seeing anybody. Newman will see whoever is
willing to see him. Not so much why she did see
him as disturbing as that is. But why, did HE,
Newman, stop seeing her?
Elaine: Perhaps there's more to him than meets the
eye.
Jerry: No, there's less.
Elaine: It's possible.
Jerry: No it isn't. I've looked into his eyes.
He's pure evil.
Elaine: He's an enigma, a mystery wrapped in a
riddle.
Jerry: Yeah, he's a mystery wrapped in a Twinkie.
Wx: Would you like some more coffee?
Jerry: No,, but thank you.
Jerry: Oh, by the way, your stationery store guy
called and he's got your pencil.
Elaine: Ugh! You are kidding me.
Jerry: No, he left the store early, made a special
trip to the distributor and got it.
Elaine: I bought mine yesterday on 14th Street.
Jerry: Well, what did you do that for? You ordered
it.
Elaine: To please Mr. Pitt.
Jerry: Well, you better go down there and tell
this guy. He's very excited.
Elaine: Uh, great!
Jerry: Hi Julie.
Jerry: Hi.
Elaine: Hi Julie.
Jerry: Hi, how are you, Elaine? I'm meeting George
here.
Elaine: Oh, well then I better get going otherwise
George will make me buy him lunch to make up for
that big salad he bought me yesterday.
Jerry: How do you know THAT?
[Newman's apartment]
[knock knock]
Newman: Who is it.
Jerry: It's Jerry.
Newman: You've come at a bad time now. Could you
come back later?
Jerry: Come on Newman. OPEN THE DOOR!
Newman: Hellooo Jerry. What a rare treat. What
brings you down to the east wing?
Jerry: Okay, pudgy, lets stop playing games. What
happened with margaret?
Newman: There's no need to get excited. Can't we
discuss this like gentlemen?
Jerry: No, we can't. My skin is crawling just
being inside your little rat's nest. Now, what
happened?
Newman: Do you really want to know what happened?
I'll tell you what Happened. She wasn't my type.
Jerry: Noit your type?
Newman: Not really.
Jerry: Well, how come?
Newman: Ah, she just didn't do it for me.
Jerry: What, what is wrong with her?
Newman: Well, h ha ha- if you're happy with her,
that's all that matters.
Jerry: You don't think she's attractive?
Newman: No. I need a really pretty face. But, Hey,
that's me.
Jerry: Okay, Newman, thanks a lot.
Newman: Care for some lemonade?
Jerry: No, thank you.
Newman: Drop bye anytime, jerry. Hah, ha ha
[Jerry's apartment]
Kramer: Listen to this, "If a player cleans his
ball during the play of a hole accept on the
putting green he shall incur a penalty of one
stroke. " That's a rule, Jerry.
Jerry: But it's just a friendly game. Why do you
have to be such a stickler?
Kramer: Because that's the way I weas raised. You
know when I was growing up I had to be in bed
every night by nine o'clock. And if I wasn't, well
I don't have to tell you what happened.
Jerry: What are you so worried about this for?
Kramer: You know he talked about Pinkus on the
course?
Jerry: He did?
Kramer: Oh yeah, he said he brought a pair of
pants into Pinkus' and they came back stained with
some kind of dry cleaning fluid. And Pinkus denied
responsibility. You see he was very upset with
Pinkus.
Jerry: So it had nothing to do with you.
Kramer: Yeah, but maybe I pushed him over the
edge.
Jerry: No, I don't think so.
Kramer: Poor Pinkus, poor little Pinkus.
Jerry: Hey, let me ask you a question. You met
margaret. Doo you think Margaret's good looking?
Um, she's a natural beauty. Oh, no makeup. I like
that.
Jerry: Yeah, and the curls. You like the curls?
Kramer: Oh, I love curls.
Jerry: Yeah,, me too.
Kramer: All right, I'll see you later.
Jerry: Where you going?
Kramer: Genderson's.
Jerry: You're going to see Genderson?
Kramer: It's weighing on my conscience.
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