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| The Mean Kitty Song |
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--- SEE SPARTA'S NEW VIDEOS on HIS PROFILE!!---
http://www.youtube.com/TheMeanKitty
LYRICS:
I got this little kitty about 2 months back
he was the nicest little kitty, now a pain in my
crack
This little kitty is a ninja, always stalking my
feet
This little kitty is a warrior you know what I
mean
he's an evil little kitty look what he did to my
hand
tries to get in trouble in any way that he can
I could give this cat a toy, but he'd rather have
the wrapper
and I will always give him water, but he still
drinks from the crapper
You could lock him in a closet and he just won't
care
kitty chews on my shoes and he licks my hair
always scratching on my favorite chair and jumping
on the couch
playing in the window sills and tearing through
the house
He's so full of energy and easily amused
kitty will attack anything that moves
Causing trouble, starting battles just so he could
be a little part of
he's a meanest little kitty so we named him sparta
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite
Where'd you go
are you stalking me?
are you under the couch, quite possibly
ears laid back so you don't get caught
ready to pounce my leg with everything that you
got
I know you're probably watching me from across the
room
concentrating contemplating on attacking me soon
You're not invisible kitty, I'm gonna find you
first
Come out come out before I make things worse
I've seen where you hide and I know where you've
been
Hey kitty why don't you give in
Even if you try to sneak up on me, I'm prepared
Cause I've got my safety gear on and I'm not
scared
I think I hear a kitty cat under the bed
I know your making noises just to mess with my
head
You can stalk me all you want, but I'm not your
pray
cause you always seem to find me first, but not
today
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
Come on out, I'm gonna get you now
I've got 'em cornered
and now he's mine
He's not gonna get away this time
I'll snatch him up fast before he can blink and
then...
Aw man! He's asleep in the sink
What is with this cat? I'm confused
He's got a bed, but it's never been used
In every waking moment, kitty's out for the fight
then [fart] next minute kitty's out like a light
How could I let this creature live inside of my
home
I gotta keep an eye on him when I'm on the phone
I'm a little afraid to leave this cat all alone
this kitty may destroy everything that I own
Look at him now, I kinda feel bad
He's the best little cat that I've had
and the one big thing I forgot to mention, was
that
He wasn't fighting, he just wanted attention
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
showing love, that's all this kitty does
BEHIND THE SCENES
If you have a cat, I'm sure you can relate, lol.
I originally wrote the song because I didn't want
to do a simple talking blog about my Sparta's
little biting problem and I also wanted to show my
friends back home in Turlock what my new place in
Thousand Oaks looks like.. BTW, trying to get a
cat to perform for a music video... nearly
impossible! lol Thanks for watching : )
Tags : Cory Williams SMP Films Kitty Song Sparta Cat |
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Affichage : 10696287
Durée : 210 s |
| The Mom Song Sung to William Tell Overture with Lyrics |
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"The Mom" song, sung to the William Tell Overture,
by Anita Renfroe.
What a mom says in 24 hours, condensed into 2
minutes and 55 seconds! Hilarious and talented!
Lyrics for "The Mom Song" is given below. (Thank
you BelleFlower15!)
"The Mom Song"
Get up now
Get up now
Get up out of bed
Wash your face
Brush your teeth
Comb your sleepyhead
Here's your clothes and your shoes
Hear the words I said
Get up now! Get up and make your bed
Are you hot? Are you cold?
Are you wearing that?
Where's your books and your lunch and your
homework at?
Grab your coat and gloves and your scarf and hat
Don't forget! You gotta feed the cat
Eat your breakfast, the experts tell us it's the
most important meal of all
Take your vitamins so you will grow up one day to
be big and tall
Please remember the orthodontist will be seeing
you at 3 today
Don't forget your piano lesson is this afternoon
so you must play
Don't shovel
Chew slowly
But hurry
The bus is here
Be careful
Come back here
Did you wash behind your ears?
Play outside, don't play rough, will you just play
fair?
Be polite, make a friend, don't forget to share
Work it out, wait your turn, never take a dare
Get along! Don't make me come down there
Clean your room, fold your clothes, put your stuff
away
Make your bed, do it now, do we have all day?
Were you born in a barn? Would you like some hay?
Can you even hear a word I say?
Answer the phone! Get off the phone!
Don't sit so close, turn it down, no texting at
the table
No more computer time tonight!
Your iPod's my iPod if you don't listen up
Where are you going and with whom and what time do
you think you're coming home?
Saying thank you, please, excuse me makes you
welcome everywhere you roam
You'll appreciate my wisdom someday when you're
older and you're grown
Can't wait till you have a couple little children
of your own
You'll thank me for the counsel I gave you so
willingly
But right now I thank you not to roll your eyes at
me
Close your mouth when you chew, would appreciate
Take a bite maybe two of the stuff you hate
Use your fork, do not burp or I'll set you
straight
Eat the food I put upon your plate
Get an A, get the door, don't get smart with me
Get a grip, get in here, I'll count to three
Get a job, get a life, get a PHD
Get a dose of,
"I don't care who started it!
You're grounded until you're 36"
Get your story straight and tell the truth for
once, for heaven's sake
And if all your friends jumped off a cliff would
you jump, too?
If I've said it once, I've said at least a
thousand times before
That you're too old to act this way
It must be your father's DNA
Look at me when I am talking
Stand up straighter when you walk
A place for everything and everything must be in
place
Stop crying or I'll give you something real to cry
about
Oh!
Brush your teeth, wash your face, put your PJs on
Get in bed, get a hug, say a prayer with mom
Don't forget, I love you
And tomorrow we will do this all again because a
mom's work never ends
You don't need the reason why
Because, because, because, because
I said so, I said so, I said so, I said so
I'm the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom!!
Ta da!!!
Tags : funny mom overture william tell 24 hour what she says mother song Anita Renfroe lyrics |
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Affichage : 7964468
Durée : 195 s |
| Sara Bareilles - Love Song |
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The official Sara Bareilles video for the song
"Love Song." Taken from Sara Bareilles' album
'Little Voice' - available now!
I'm not gonna write you a love song
'cause you asked for it
'cause you need one, you see
I'm not gonna write you a love song
'cause you tell me it's
Make or break in this
If you're on your way
I'm not gonna write you to stay
If all you have is leaving I'm gonna need a better
Reason to write you a love song today
Tags : sara baerilles love song bottle it up little voice pop rock piano I'm not gonna write you |
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Affichage : 3892971
Durée : 479 s |
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