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Microsoft SAM reads the epic story "Half Life:
Full Consequences". I had to copy and paste the
story into Sam, but I couldn't copy it from the
original YTMND page, so there may be more typos in
this version than were originally present. I may
upload a "corrected" version sometime, but it
seems to be ok. Credit goes to squirrelking for
writing this story, and whoever did the original
narration on YTMND.
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| Half life: Full Life Consequences |
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Retarded Fan Fiction by: squirrelking
Narration by: blind51de
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2945837/1/Halflife_Ful
llife_Consequences
Remember to subscribe!
HAY DJY HOW DID I FOUND MUSICS:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HfpBzUERJOo
Look at that video, it shows you what music I put
into the video and plus a download link to the
entire soundtrack. Thank ophios for that :D
John Freeman who was Gordon Freemans brother was
one day in an office typing on a computer. He got
an email from his brother that said that aliens
and monsters were attacking his place and aksed
him for help so he went.
John Freeman got his computer shut down and wet on
the platform to go up to the roof of the building
where he left his motorcycle and normal people
close because he was in his office lab coat. John
Freeman got on his motorcycl and said "its time
for me to live up to my family name and face full
life consequences" so he had to go.
John Freeman ramped off the building and did a
backflip and landed. He kept driving down the road
and made sure there was no zombies around because
he ddint have weapon.
The contrysides were nice and the plants were
singing and the birds and the sun was almost down
from the top of the sky. the mood was set for John
Freemans quest to help his brother where he was.
John Freeman looked around the countrysides and
said "its a good day to do what has to be done by
me and help my brother to defeat the enemys".
John Freeman was late so he had to drive really
fast. A cop car was hiden near by so when John
Freeman went by the cops came and wanted to give
him a ticket. Here John Freeman saw the first
monster because the cop was posessed and had
headcrabs.
"I cant give you my lisense officer" John Freeman
said
"Why not?" said the headcrab oficer back to John
Freeman.
"Because you are headcrab zombie" so John Freeman
shot the oficer in the head and drove off thinking
"my brother is in trouble there" and went faster.
John Freeman had to go faster like the speed of
sound and got there fast because Gordon needed him
where he was. John Freeman looked at road signs
and saw "Ravenholm" with someons writing under it
saying "u shudnt come here" so John Freeman almost
turned around but heard screaming like Gordon so
he went faster again.
John Freeman drove in and did another flip n
jumped off his motorbike and the motor bike took
out some headcrab zombies infront of John Freeman.
John Freeman smiled and walked fast. John Freeman
then looked on the ground and found wepon so he
pickd it up and fired fast at zombie goasts in
front of a house.
John Freeman said "Zombie goasts leave this place"
and the zombie goasts said "but this is our house"
and John Freeman felt sorry for them becaus they
couldnt live there anymore because they were
zombie goasts so he blew up the house and killed
the zombie goasts so they were at piece.
Then John Freeman herd another scream from his
brother so he kept walking really faster to get
where he was. Ravenholdm was nothing like the
countrysides there was no birds singing and the
pants were dead and teh dirt was messy and bloody
from headcrabs.
When John Freeman got to where the screaming was
started from he found his brother Gorden Freeman
fightin the final bosss and Gordon said "John
Freeman! Over here!" so John Freeman went there to
where Gordon Freeman was fighting. John Freeman
fired his bullet from teh gun really fast and the
bullets went and shot the final boss in the eyes
and the final boss couldnt see.
Gordon Freeman said "its time to end this ones and
for all!" and punched the final boss in the face
and the final boss fell. John Freeman said "thanks
i could help, bro" and Gordon Freeman said "you
should come here earlier next time" and they
laughed.
The laughed overed quickly though because John
Freeman yelled "LOOK OUT BRO!" and pointed up to
the top of the sky. Gordon Freeman looked up and
said "NOO! John Freeman run out of here fast as
you can!" and John Freeman walked real fast out.
John Freeman loked back and saw Gordon get steppd
on by the next boss and he was mad and angry.
"I'll get you back evil boss!" John Freeman yelled
at the top of lungs.
to be continued..?
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THANK YOU PSM3 UK FOR FEATURING ME IN YOUR DVD! :D
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Durée : 298 s |
| CPL WINTER 2005! SK GAMING VS. 3D GAMING!! |
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CPL WINTER 2005 SK vs 3D
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Retarded Fan Fiction by: squirrelking Narration
by: blind51de
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2945837/1...
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MAKING 2ED ONE VERY SOON, SO STAY TUNED!.
John Freeman who was Gordon Freemans brother was
one day in an office typing on a computer. He got
an email from his brother that said that aliens
and monsters were attacking his place and aksed
him for help so he went.
John Freeman got his computer shut down and wet on
the platform to go up to the roof of the building
where he left his motorcycle and normal people
close because he was in his office lab coat. John
Freeman got on his motorcycl and said "its time
for me to live up to my family name and face full
life consequences" so he had to go.
John Freeman ramped off the building and did a
backflip and landed. He kept driving down the road
and made sure there was no zombies around because
he ddint have weapon.
The contrysides were nice and the plants were
singing and the birds and the sun was almost down
from the top of the sky. the mood was set for John
Freemans quest to help his brother where he was.
John Freeman looked around the countrysides and
said "its a good day to do what has to be done by
me and help my brother to defeat the enemys".
John Freeman was late so he had to drive really
fast. A cop car was hiden near by so when John
Freeman went by the cops came and wanted to give
him a ticket. Here John Freeman saw the first
monster because the cop was posessed and had
headcrabs.
"I cant give you my lisense officer" John Freeman
said
"Why not?" said the headcrab oficer back to John
Freeman.
"Because you are headcrab zombie" so John Freeman
shot the oficer in the head and drove off thinking
"my brother is in trouble there" and went faster.
John Freeman had to go faster like the speed of
sound and got there fast because Gordon needed him
where he was. John Freeman looked at road signs
and saw "Ravenholm" with someons writing under it
saying "u shudnt come here" so John Freeman almost
turned around but heard screaming like Gordon so
he went faster again.
John Freeman drove in and did another flip n
jumped off his motorbike and the motor bike took
out some headcrab zombies infront of John Freeman.
John Freeman smiled and walked fast. John Freeman
then looked on the ground and found wepon so he
pickd it up and fired fast at zombie goasts in
front of a house.
John Freeman said "Zombie goasts leave this place"
and the zombie goasts said "but this is our house"
and John Freeman felt sorry for them becaus they
couldnt live there anymore because they were
zombie goasts so he blew up the house and killed
the zombie goasts so they were at piece.
Then John Freeman herd another scream from his
brother so he kept walking really faster to get
where he was. Ravenholdm was nothing like the
countrysides there was no birds singing and the
pants were dead and teh dirt was messy and bloody
from headcrabs.
When John Freeman got to where the screaming was
started from he found his brother Gorden Freeman
fightin the final bosss and Gordon said "John
Freeman! Over here!" so John Freeman went there to
where Gordon Freeman was fighting. John Freeman
fired his bullet from teh gun really fast and the
bullets went and shot the final boss in the eyes
and the final boss couldnt see.
Gordon Freeman said "its time to end this ones and
for all!" and punched the final boss in the face
and the final boss fell. John Freeman said "thanks
i could help, bro" and Gordon Freeman said "you
should come here earlier next time" and they
laughed.
The laughed overed quickly though because John
Freeman yelled "LOOK OUT BRO!" and pointed up to
the top of the sky. Gordon Freeman looked up and
said "NOO! John Freeman run out of here fast as
you can!" and John Freeman walked real fast out.
John Freeman loked back and saw Gordon get steppd
on by the next boss and he was mad and angry.
"I'll get you back evil boss!" John Freeman yelled
at the top of lungs.
to be continued..?
THANKS DESTRUCTOID FOR THE ARTICLE! :D
THANKS FARK FOR THE POST! :D
THANKS KOTAKU FOR THE ARTICLE! :D
THANKS BOING BOING TV FOR THE ARTICLE! :D
THANKS JOYSTIQ FOR THE ARTICLE! :D
THANKS GAME REVOLUTION FOR THE ARTICLE! :D
THANKS NEATORAMA FOR THE ARTICLE! :D
THANKS GAMEVIDEOS FOR THE ARTICLE! :D
THANKS FILEFRONT FOR THE ARTICLE! :D
THANKS VIDEO SHIFT FOR THE ARTICLE! :D
THANKS CANNED GEEK FOR THE ARTICLE! :D
THANKS AUSTRALIAN GAMER FOR THE ARTICLE! :D
THANKS HALOLZ FOR THE ARTICLE! :D
THANK YOU PC GAMER UK FOR THE MAGAZINE ARTICLE! :D
THANK YOU PSM3 UK FOR FEATURING ME IN YOUR DVD! :D
If anyone sees this video anywhere else on the
internet, please message me.
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Durée : 483 s |
| Half-Life: Full-life Consequences 2: What Has Tobe Done |
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Fan Fiction by: squirrelking Narration by:
Cannon590A
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2946082/1/Halflife_Ful
lLife_Consequences_2_WhatHasTobeDone
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Half-Life: Full-life Consequences 2: What Has Tobe
Done
John Freeman walked like speed of light back to
his motorcycl and left behind the bad place behind
him. John Freeman had to ride his motorcycle
really fast back to the office but John Freemans
gas ran out. John Freeman jumped fast off the
motorcycle and landed on dead peoples hands.
"Gordon Freeman is now these hands... i must kill
the next boss and live up to full-life
consequences!" John Freeman said out loud.
John Freeman picked up a laser gun and aimed it at
trees to see if he could. John Freeman shot and
tree fell down in front of him. John Freeman seen
eggs fall out of the tree and he put them back
home safe.
"These birds dont have to see Gordon Freeman yet.
its not time." John Freeman said to him.
John Freeman had to walked faster and was back at
his office work and on a computer. He looked on
the internet and found the next boss.
"I know his weakness now" John Freeman said. And
after that he got emails from someone. John
Freeman opened up the emails and read them.
"Dear John Freeman, how are you? I miss you at
home come home safe and soon with Gordon Freeman
for thanksgiving dinner. Love mom." John Freeman
looked at it and got sad and yelled "I WILL KILL
THE BOSS AND GORDON FREEMAN WILL BE HAPPY SOUL!"
then he turned on off the computer and wet on the
platform again down to his other more faster
motorcycle that had gas in it this time.
John Freeman put the laser gun on his motorcycle
and his machine gun and his rocket gun that he
found on the side of the motorcycle. He went
through traffic and went fast like litning to back
to Ravenholm and back to the bad place where
Gordon Freeman was. John Freeman went off road and
did backflips and landed on back wheels but kept
going too.
John Freeman went really fast again like before
and was soon back again at Ravenholm but saw more
zombie goasts. John Freeman said to them "Zombie
goasts i have killed your friends at the old house
and i dont want to shoot your heads. move near the
countrysides and you will be friends of John
Freeman." The zombie goasts said that "no we will
kill you" and walked fast to John Freemans
motorcycle. John Freeman waited until they were in
front of his motorcycle and backflipped off his
bars and shot heads below and landed and walked
fast to where the next boss was.
"you will be one of us!" yelled the dead zombie
goasts. John Freeman laughed and shot a rocket at
them.
John Freeman saw the next boss far down the road
and walked slow this time. He walked really slow
like a turtle and sat down on a rock and watched
the next boss near the dead last boss and where
the place that Gordon Freeman was. The next boss
was laughing at John Freeman so John Freeman said
"YOU WILL NOT LAUGH AT ME!" and shot a rocket at
him since that was his weakness.
The next boss died and John Freeman was happy. He
walked over to the dead bosses and put them under
the ground and planted pants on them so instead of
messy dirt and dark there was pretty things there
now to be happy.
John Freeman walked to where Gordon Freeman was
lying dead and crushed from the next bosss feet
and looked down. A tear droped out of John
Freemans eye and landed on Gordon Freeman.
"You are dead bro and i killed the evil boss."
John Freeman told Gordon Freeman
Then John Freeman saw something bad. A headcrab
was on Gordon Freeman! Gordon Freeman standed up
and said "John Freeman... you got here slow and
now i am zombie goast. you will pay..."
to be continued...?
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Durée : 277 s |
| Metal Gear Solid: Fight of Metal Gears preview |
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A preview of my take on squirrelking's epic Metal
Gear Solid fan fiction. Metal Gear Solid: Fight of
Metal Gears.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2946083/1/
Just like Kojima before him, this fan fiction
deals with in depth themes of political control,
warfare and of course focuses on the individuals
effected by these large scale events.
Made with Microsoft Powerpoint.
Tags : Battle of Metal Gears squirrelking animation Jake Snake preview |
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Affichage : 715
Durée : 166 s |
| Half life: Full Life Consequences 3 (April Fools Joke) |
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Fan Fiction by: squirrelking Narration by:
Cannon590A
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3133742/1...
Remember to subscribe!
Half life: Full life consequences 3: When the Evil
of the Dawn of the Bride of the Return of the
Revenge of the Attack of the Patato of the Son of
the Evil, Mutant, Alien, Flesh Eating, Hellbound,
Zombified Living Dead GOASTS of the Living Dead
in... SURROUND SOUND!
Happy April Fools Day! :D
In a serious note, Squrrelking has not yet
released his 3rd addition to his adventures with
John Freeman. When he makes that, then I will
definitely make a third Movie.
*EDIT* I've just switched the movie title so that
people new to the series won't get confused and/or
didn't know it was an April Fools Joke
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Durée : 242 s |
| FFVII: Story of Rain Strife |
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This is a Final Fantasy VII fanfic written by
squirrelking, the same author of the famous "Half
Life: Full Life Consequences". It's audio-only,
nothing too fancy. ;P I'm not trying to emulate
the lovely men who did the Half Life: Full Life
Consequences video... somewhat. Don't take it
seriously. I know those guys can do better.
It was just a product of boredom, I'm trying to
work on saying strange things without laughing.
Also, I didn't know someone else did this. At
least you have something to compare with. xP
Original Fanfic:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3153831/1/FFVII_Story_
of_Rain_Strife
Rain Strife who was Cloud Strifes brother was one
day near Midgar in a city that was small called
Strifetown were Cloud Strife was born in and Rain
Strife too. Rain Strife was littler then Cloud
Strife so he couldnt join Barret and Tifa so he
stayed home and stayed. Rain Strife was
pracktising so he could one day do it like Cloud
Strife and that is the time when it happened when
comets came down to Strifetown and killd people in
Strifetown and Rain Strifes parents who were Cloud
Strifes parents too.
The comets came and killd people in Strifetown and
Midgar and every where else and people said really
loud "Help us some body soon" and Rain Strife
heard it so he went. Rain Strife traveled fast to
where loud sounds come from to help them out
there. They said all together "Help Rain Strife we
are hurting" and Rain Strife said back "I will
help you if your hurting" and Rain Strife blew out
fire and pickd up some comet off people and
bandaided them to health. Then Rain Strife yelled
out loud real loud "Sephiroth stop or i make you
stop!" and traveled faster to were Sephiroth is.
Rain Strife went traveled over the lands and hills
and ground and water and wanted to stop Sephiroth
to make him stop hurting people in Strifetown and
all other towns in Fantasyworld. Rain Strife
stopped at other places and said "All people i
will stop Sephiroth and help the people until I
do" and the people of Fantasyworld said "Thank you
Rain Strife save us like Cloud Strife did before"
so he went. On the way to Sephiroths castle in the
sky Rain Strife had fight and battle bad guys on
the way there. Rain Strife traveled and then BOOM
there was fight and Rain Strife had to fight but
he didnt have members to help Rain Strife yet so
Rain Strife did it himself. The bad guy was like a
tree but had wings and fire came out so Rain
Strife had to duck alot. Rain Strife went SLASH
fast and SLASH cut tree in parts and fell a part
and died fast so Rain Strife did win dance and
kept traveling faster.
Rain Strife went over hill and saw town and went
and he got in and saw bad things puncing people in
town so Rain Strife said "STOP!" and fighted them
and won them and did win dance and kept talking to
see what happen. People in town said "Sephiroth
came" and Rain Strife said "NO SEPHIROTH NOT THIS
TIME!" and screamed to sky. Then a balck guy with
gun on hands said "I help you Rain Strife in to
fight Sephiorth in the sky" so Rain Strife said
"Thanks you black guy you are in quest" and Rain
Strife and black guy with gun hands left town to
fight Sephiroth. Rain Strife and black guy talked
on the way to travel there to see what happen to
them. Black guy said Sephiroth comets came to his
town and killed all the family in his house so
black guy wanted to kill Sephiroth back. Rain
Strife told black guy about Strifetown and all
happened so black guy said "I help you more"
because the story was sad.
Rain Strife and black guy kept going then all of a
sudden BOOM again and a other fight came. Black
guy said "This is my fight this time" and shot the
bad guys with wepon hands and bad guys said "AHH
NO SPEHIROTH WER SORRY WE DIE!" and disapeard so
black guy and Rain Strife did win dance and music
came when they dance then they kept going. Rain
Strife and black guy kept travel on the path then
they saw a big city on fire and said "Oh no" both
together because it was an important city on fire
and Rain Strife and black guy said "We need to
help fast!" and ran there but something bad
happened!
to be continued...?
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| Metal Gear Solid: Fight of Metal Gears Dramatic Reading |
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A quick little video I made just for the heck of
it.
Fanfiction by Squirrelking
Text for extra lulz:
Metal Gear Solid: Fight of Metal Gears
Solid Snake was old and died before and his kid
Jake Snake had to do things now for the world.
Jake Snake growed up with Solid Snake and helped
him beat metal gears but now Solid Snake was not
there anymore and only Jake Snake was.
"Solid Snake what happens when you die" Jake Snake
asked Solid Snake one time.
"It will be you left to beat the bad guys in the
world and do what needs to be done." Solid Snake
said to Jake Snake then he died later.
Jake Snake got a call from Otacon and Otacon said
"Jake Snake metal gears are fighting in Out Heaven
and you have to go there to fight them" so Jake
Snake said "Otacon you were Solid Snakes friend
and i want you to be my friend so i will fight
metal gears too" so he left to Out Heaven to fight
metal gears.
Jake Snake got his wepons and cigars becaus he
didnt smoke cigarets and got on a plane and drove
fast to Out Heaven to get where metal gears were
fighting there. Jake Snake got to the top of the
sky near where metal gears were fighting and put
on autopilots and flipped out of the plane. Jake
Snakes parashoot didnt open so he landed in water
and swimmed to fighting metal gears. Jake Snake
got out of the water and crawled fast and quiet to
where metal gears were. Jake Snake pickd up a
rocket gun and crawled faster and quiet so metal
gears couldnt see him there.
Jake Snake stoped and smoked a cigar becaus he was
tired then out of no where Otacon came on the
phone and yelled "JAKE SNAKE BEHIND YOU!' so Jake
Snake turned around and saw a bad guy with weapon
pointed at Jake Snake.
"Why are you working for bad guys" Jake Snake told
the bad guy with the weapon
"Becaus they hav metal gears and hav weapons that
shoot lasers" the bad guy said back to Jake Snake.
Then Jake Snake said "I have lasers too" and
brought it out of his pocket where it was hiding
and shot the bad guy in teh face.
"I dont like bad guys like that" Jake Snake said
to the dead bad guy then he threw his cigar on him
and he lighted on fire.
Jake Snake crawled fast again to where metal gears
were fihgting becaus he could hear the bullets and
booms. Jake Snake brought out his rocket gun and
shot a rocket at a metal gear and the metal gear
blew up and fell. Other metal gears came when the
boom happened and came to Jake Snake who was
crawling fast in bushes.
"They saw me" Jake Snake said so he put on
camoflosh and disapeard.
"Where did he go" a metal gear said to the other
metal gears
"Over there" and the metal gears shot at the bushs
but they only hit ground and nothing.
Then Jake Snake said "i am here you bad guys" and
was behind them. The metal gears turned around and
saw Jake Snake in a metal gear that Jake Snake
hided somewhere.
"Solid Snake fighted you bad guys and now i have
to. you will pay fools" Jake Snake said. Then Jake
Snake and the metal gears shot bullets and rockets
and lasers and there was a lot of booms and dust
came. The dust went away and Jake Snake was still
in his metal gear but the other ones were there
too and they said "We have armor Jake Snake" and
Jake Snake said "What about this?" and shot
something special at them.
to be continued...?
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