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"The Mom" song, sung to the William Tell Overture,
by Anita Renfroe.
What a mom says in 24 hours, condensed into 2
minutes and 55 seconds! Hilarious and talented!
Lyrics for "The Mom Song" is given below. (Thank
you BelleFlower15!)
"The Mom Song"
Get up now
Get up now
Get up out of bed
Wash your face
Brush your teeth
Comb your sleepyhead
Here's your clothes and your shoes
Hear the words I said
Get up now! Get up and make your bed
Are you hot? Are you cold?
Are you wearing that?
Where's your books and your lunch and your
homework at?
Grab your coat and gloves and your scarf and hat
Don't forget! You gotta feed the cat
Eat your breakfast, the experts tell us it's the
most important meal of all
Take your vitamins so you will grow up one day to
be big and tall
Please remember the orthodontist will be seeing
you at 3 today
Don't forget your piano lesson is this afternoon
so you must play
Don't shovel
Chew slowly
But hurry
The bus is here
Be careful
Come back here
Did you wash behind your ears?
Play outside, don't play rough, will you just play
fair?
Be polite, make a friend, don't forget to share
Work it out, wait your turn, never take a dare
Get along! Don't make me come down there
Clean your room, fold your clothes, put your stuff
away
Make your bed, do it now, do we have all day?
Were you born in a barn? Would you like some hay?
Can you even hear a word I say?
Answer the phone! Get off the phone!
Don't sit so close, turn it down, no texting at
the table
No more computer time tonight!
Your iPod's my iPod if you don't listen up
Where are you going and with whom and what time do
you think you're coming home?
Saying thank you, please, excuse me makes you
welcome everywhere you roam
You'll appreciate my wisdom someday when you're
older and you're grown
Can't wait till you have a couple little children
of your own
You'll thank me for the counsel I gave you so
willingly
But right now I thank you not to roll your eyes at
me
Close your mouth when you chew, would appreciate
Take a bite maybe two of the stuff you hate
Use your fork, do not burp or I'll set you
straight
Eat the food I put upon your plate
Get an A, get the door, don't get smart with me
Get a grip, get in here, I'll count to three
Get a job, get a life, get a PHD
Get a dose of,
"I don't care who started it!
You're grounded until you're 36"
Get your story straight and tell the truth for
once, for heaven's sake
And if all your friends jumped off a cliff would
you jump, too?
If I've said it once, I've said at least a
thousand times before
That you're too old to act this way
It must be your father's DNA
Look at me when I am talking
Stand up straighter when you walk
A place for everything and everything must be in
place
Stop crying or I'll give you something real to cry
about
Oh!
Brush your teeth, wash your face, put your PJs on
Get in bed, get a hug, say a prayer with mom
Don't forget, I love you
And tomorrow we will do this all again because a
mom's work never ends
You don't need the reason why
Because, because, because, because
I said so, I said so, I said so, I said so
I'm the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom!!
Ta da!!!
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