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music and lyrics by bo burnham
Now I don't know if all boy scouts are gays
But they could probably "tie the knot" in like
fifty different ways...
I got a safe full o' cherries, cause I pop it and
lock it,
A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should
stock (stalk) it,
And girl, if your into a rimmin its only safe if
your swimming,
And girl don't sit on the couch cause I treat my
objects like women.
I spit fire like I just blew a demon
My shits so hot I leave the toilet bowl steamin
Girl im gonna tear it (tarot), like the cards of
the gypsies
Youll bleed for so long youll get monthly
ellipses.
If the pants are loose, girl I'll replete
(re-pleat) ya.
You're a first time vegan and its nice to meet
(meat) ya
I'm bo yo
And im the greatest rappa eva
And I'll weather your weather whether you think im
clever or not
Think your better your not
Don't need a sweater im hot
Im a real G shawty that can really find your g
spot
Go to a
Vagina orchard, count 1,2,3
Spin that plant around you got a third world
country (whirled c*nt tree)
That's right, consider yourself warned
Im offensive and creative like handicapped porn
Your playing with your breasts, excuse me, can I
try it ma'am?
Your pushin em together like a titty Venn Diagram
Look at that CRACK scuse me can I buy a gram?
Right below your diaphram, ass looks like your
hidin ham.
First base, were making out
Second base, im getting faked out.
Third base, im getting take out
And I'd try to take it home if I knew I'd take it
out
But I just don't know I said I just don't care
My flos so cold I need a tampon from a polar bear
Cause you can smell and spell my stink
B.O. lingers and it makes you think
Chorus...
Girls are like donuts when I be bustin bo nuts,
I can make em cream-filled or give them a layer of
glaze
Im like doug's friend Skeeter whenever I meet her.
Casue I skeet her so hard you could call her Patty
Mayonnaise.
My girl is epyletic cause shes the one im jerkin
with
Common you asian child laborer show me what your
workin with...
Cause theres an inverse relationship between
respect and sects
Im talking bout religious sects like a mormon sect
That says you cant have sex with members of
different sects, but you cant have sex with
members of the same sex
So if the sects cant be different, the sex can be
same, then the only sex left is some left hand
shame
And girl I left you cause u left the game and if
that don't feel right then u can write my name
Chorus....
Look pass the skin and look to the lyrics
I run miracle circles around you like spherical
lyrics
This isn't about ironic pigment
If youre imagining this then I'm a chronic
figment.
My junks so long that it hangs and swings, so at
the nude baech people think im lookin for lost
rings
Play the skin flute while ur big boy sings and if
you want to take it all wear African neck rings.
Haters call me gay, but that aint hatin
Cuase im not homophobic, my morals are straight
and
If im in the closet then you are below me (blow
me)
Takin the b-a-t out of basement, homey
Tags : rap funny song bo burnham boburnham yo fo sho |
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Affichage : 2775875
Durée : 248 s |
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The New track from Ne-Yo. Another Classic:
Want to but I can't help it.
I love the way it feels.
This got me stuck between my fantasy and what is
real.
I need it when I want it.
I want it when I don't.
Tell myself I'd stop everyday,
Knowing that I won't.
[Hook #1]
I've got a problem and I.. (don't know what to do
about it)
Even if I did, I don't know if i would quit
But I doubt it. I'm,
Taken by the thought of it..(mmm mm)
And I know this much is true (mmmmm)
Baby, you have become my addiction.
I'm so strung out on you (mmmm)
I can barely move...but I like it,
[Chorus]
And it's all because of you (all because of you)
So, and it's all because of you (all because of
you)
And it's all because of you (all because of you)
So, and it's all because...
Never get enough,
She's the sweetest drug. (Oowuuu)
[Verse 2]
Think 'bout it every second,
I can't get nothing done.
Only concern is the next time, I'm 'gon get me
some.
Know I should stay away from,
Cause it's no good for me.
I try and try but my obsession, won't let me
leave.
[Hook #1]
I've got a problem and I (don't know what to do
about it)
Even if I did I don't know if i would quit
But I doubt it. I'm,
[ Lyrics found on http://www.metrolyrics.com ]
Taken by the thought of it. (mmmm) (heeyh..)
And I know this much is true, (mmmm)
Baby, you have become my addiction.
I'm so strung out on you, (strung out on you..)
I can barely move...but I like it, (but I like
it..)
[Chorus]
And it's all because of you (all because of you)
(aey!)
So, and it's all because of you (all because of
you)
And it's all because of you (all because of you)
So, and it's all because...
Never get enough (Never get enough..)
She's the sweetest drug.
[Hook #2]
Ain't no doubt.... (no doubt heayh)
So strung out. (Strung out heeayh)
Ain't no doubt....
So strung out. (heahheh!)
Over you,
Over you,(yooouuu)
Over you(yooouuu)...
[Harmonics]
(Mmouhh)
(Because of you)
(And it's all because of you)
(mm)
(Never get enough)
(She's the sweetest drug)
And I know this much is true (Truuuuue)
Baby, you (baby yoou you you you) have become my
addiction (become my addiction)
I'm so strung out on you,
I can barely move...but I like it (and I like
it..yeaheh..)
[Chorus]
And it's all because of you (aey!)(all because of
you)
So, and it's all because of you (all because of
you)
And it's all because of you (all because of you)
So, and it's all because...
Never get enough (Oooh never get enough)
She's the sweetest drug,
...She's the sweetest drug...
Tags : NeYo Because of you |
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Affichage : 7480068
Durée : 226 s |
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